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Get Me Tickets, Stat!

While on my way to a dental appointment downtown yesterday, the bus passed The Paramount. On the giant marquee, it looked like Feb. 13 would see a performance of “EAT HER LIKE A LADY.” I guess it was that perspective thingy that hid the first two letters. (Looking at the Paramount’s Web site, it appears to be a straight, religious version of an E. Lynn Harris novel.)