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The Food Network Shows Pink

I'm not sure I quite understand the Food Network's current ad for its holiday programming. Along with lots of happy, smiling people, there's a be-antlered dog thinking of a gift-wrapped (or decorated) bone while waving about a massive boner. I mean, this dog is hung and the lipstick is wagging in time to the music. Don't be telling me they didn't notice!