You go to the Web site of a woman
who, judging from the work she does and the people she works with, is just the kind of person you really enjoy—only you've never heard of ANYBODY (OK, Rory Bremmer is the Mike Yarwood of the '90s, right? and I worship Meera Syal) or ANY OF THE SHOWS (except Call My Bluff
) she mentions in her biography
Do you think I could apply for a grant or something?