Other than lots and lots of searches for things like "root canal diary" or "Myskina + horse + GQ," I don't get a lot of visitors coming to my blog via weird search requests, but today someone came to You Say Tomato after entering the words "Richard from Coronation Street kissing someone" into Google. I came up No. 8 on the list, even though the site contains no references to that beguiling subject matter.
The reason this troubles me is that it means that Richard is probably still in Coronation Street
. You see I'm a very loyal viewer, but CBC
is about five months behind the British schedule—yesterday I saw the preparations for the Jubilee Civil War skirmish, which would've been shown in June in England. Now I have to resist the temptation to go to the U.K. Corry Web site
to see what's up with Richard and Gail, because that would take away all the suspense from the next six month's of viewing.
Ah, the pain of exile.